Erotic Message

Erotic Message

What did the blonde

What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg?
Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money

He took me 4rm a bar

He took me 4rm a bar.
He took me in his car.
He took my top off.
He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry,
I'm a bottle of wine..

Why men walk more

Why men walk more and women talk more?
bCoz men have three legs and women hav 4 lips

SEX is My Favourite

SEX is My Favourite. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Good! U'll enjoy it!
I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep,
E-Eat,
X-xercise,
So do it everiday, good for u.

What iz hairy on da outside

What iz hairy on da outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in da middle?
Answer: COCUNUT.

deeply wish dat u r here wid me in my room

I really, deeply wish dat u r here wid me in my room, on my bed & lights iz off & we get under da cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in da dark

sex is like a maths test

sex is like a maths test
me plus u subtracked the cloths
add the bed
divied the legs
multiply the orgasms fancy a maths test??

why r u looking so exhausted

Doc 2 lady:-why r u looking so exhausted? r u properly taking 3 meals per day as i advised
lady:-oh! my god! i heard 3 males per day:-