Flirt Sms

Flirt Sms

Car me bethi lady se

Bhikari
(Car me bethi lady se):
Madam
10 Rs dedo
Lady ne
paise
dene ke baad
kaha:
Dua To Detay Jao!!
Faqeer:
Car Me To Bethi Hai Moti
Ab Kia
Rocket Pe Bethegi.

Rozana 50 Rupay ki Dawai

Mareez:
Doctor Sab,
Rozana 50 Rupay ki Dawai Le kar Jata hon
par koi Faida nhi hota.
Doctor: Aaj 40 Rupay ki Le Lo.
10 Rupay ka Faida hoga

Ungliyan Toot Gain

Ungliyan Toot Gain Pathar Tarashte Huwe
FARAZ
Or Jb surat-E-Yr Bani To
Mera Ty Haasa e Nikal Gya

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a ki Daddoo jyA Ban gya

Always be Happy

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but
because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…

A smile is the best lighting

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)

What is the difference between your and my smile

What is the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy
and I smile when you are happy

Some say you are ugly

Some say you are ugly,
Some say you are jungly
Some say you are pugly,
but I say you are lovely

Height Of Guts

Height Of Guts
Its When Ur Girl-friend Catches U In
Theatre With Another Girl And You Say
Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U.