Flirt Sms

Flirt Sms

Car me bethi lady se

Bhikari
(Car me bethi lady se):
Madam
10 Rs dedo
Lady ne
paise
dene ke baad
kaha:
Dua To Detay Jao!!
Faqeer:
Car Me To Bethi Hai Moti
Ab Kia
Rocket Pe Bethegi.

Rozana 50 Rupay ki Dawai

Mareez:
Doctor Sab,
Rozana 50 Rupay ki Dawai Le kar Jata hon
par koi Faida nhi hota.
Doctor: Aaj 40 Rupay ki Le Lo.
10 Rupay ka Faida hoga

Ungliyan Toot Gain

Ungliyan Toot Gain Pathar Tarashte Huwe
FARAZ
Or Jb surat-E-Yr Bani To
Mera Ty Haasa e Nikal Gya

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a ki Daddoo jyA Ban gya

Always be Happy

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but
because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…

Girls Are Just Like Computer Ram

Girls Are Just Like Computer Ram"s They
Remember Every Thing Until You Keep Them Charged
With Your Sweetness Once The
Connection Interrupted Their Memory Will Be Refreshed And The
Process Starts Again

Luv is a sensation

Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.
a boy puts his location in a girls destination.
do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?

i look at the moon

i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i…
i rather look at the moon again

A smile is the best lighting

A smile is the best lighting system of the face,
the best cooling system of the head,
and the best warming system of the heart. Keep smiling! =)