Flirt Sms

Flirt Sms

Car me bethi lady se

Bhikari
(Car me bethi lady se):
Madam
10 Rs dedo
Lady ne
paise
dene ke baad
kaha:
Dua To Detay Jao!!
Faqeer:
Car Me To Bethi Hai Moti
Ab Kia
Rocket Pe Bethegi.

Rozana 50 Rupay ki Dawai

Mareez:
Doctor Sab,
Rozana 50 Rupay ki Dawai Le kar Jata hon
par koi Faida nhi hota.
Doctor: Aaj 40 Rupay ki Le Lo.
10 Rupay ka Faida hoga

Ungliyan Toot Gain

Ungliyan Toot Gain Pathar Tarashte Huwe
FARAZ
Or Jb surat-E-Yr Bani To
Mera Ty Haasa e Nikal Gya

@,@
_/( ‘ )\_
_/”"/_

a ki Daddoo jyA Ban gya

Always be Happy

Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but
because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile…

Knowing a friend like u has made

Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways And if Ever I Have to Let u go???..I would Find a million reasons to make u stay.

As days go by

As days go by, my feelings get stronger
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true
Day & night my thoughts are of yoU.

Girl bas b karo Boy kuch nahi hota

Girl

bas b karo.

Boy

kuch nahi hota

Girl

kisi ne dekh liya to

Boy

kuch nahi hoga

bas tm hilo mt, sedhi raho

or

khol k rakho

Girl

bas bht ho gia

ab me or nahin karvaon gi

Boy

Plz

thora sa aur kar lene do

Girl

Acha jlde se kr lo

Boy

Thanks,

agar aaj tum muje paper na karwati

to main fail ho jata.

(',') Na g na!

</ /\_ Sady msg

_ gande nai

Hondy….

Girls Are Just Like Computer Ram

Girls Are Just Like Computer Ram"s They
Remember Every Thing Until You Keep Them Charged
With Your Sweetness Once The
Connection Interrupted Their Memory Will Be Refreshed And The
Process Starts Again