Funny Facebook Status

Fast and then boast about it on Facebook!

When somebody who iz deeply
in Love with u tells thait
U are
cute, beautiful, & angelic
I agree. Thait's true
Believe me
I swear because love iz definitely blind.

1 Lrki Fouj Mn Bhairti hui.
Friend Ne Puchai K Job Kesi Lagi?
Lrki:Bs Yar Sara DinYes Sir,Yes Sir
or
Sari raatBs sir, Bs sir Kehte Guzrti Hy.

The difference between scientific theory & reality
iz like the difference between
reading the menu & eating dinner.

Bazi gar o bazi gar, apni ammi ko razi kar tu na dil mera tora
me na elfi sa jora, meri elfi k paize wapiz kar bazi gar o bazi gar

1985 k mehman
 Ghair atey he:
 Aslmalkm kia haill haii
 aba g theek haiin
 bachon ka kya haial hy

 2010 k mehman
 Ghair atey he:
 Aslmalkm kia haill haii
 Barik pin wala chrgr hy?

Cutest Proposal
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
&
Asks ,
Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
Or
Should I Come Back Again..

1 Angraiz PAKIZTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad woo wapas gaya to logo ne kahai k kya sekhai?

!

Angraiz ne kahai
BiJLI CHAILI GAYI
BiJLI A GAYI