Marathi Sms

Marathi Sms

Tu mala havi aahes

Priye
Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobat
Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet te
Premache teen shabda
me bill bharte …

Kal karshil te aaj kar

Kal karshil te aaj kar,
Aaj karshil te aatta kar…
Kal karshil te aaj kar,
Aaj karshil te aatta kar…
Are murkh pranya karatach rahshil tar dhunar kevha?

Japanese hair cutting salon

Japanese hair cutting salon : Mishi Kapun Taku Yaki
Also ran: Kes Kapa
Russian waiter: Andre vada pav
African swimming pool che nav: Ya Doomba Doomba Doom Doom
Japanese hospital chya baher quiet zone aste. Tya zone che nav kay? Haka Naka Maru
Japanese shaleche nav : Ya shika
Tya shalechya principal che naav : Shiku naka.
Tya shalet kashachi shikvan detaat? : Hitachi

Wait najarene baghal tar

Wait najarene baghal tar..
Saglikade kharabi disun yeil,
Ani changlya najarene baghal tar..
Pratyek sundar stri tumhala bhabhi disun yeil!

Pu La Deshpande

Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)

Ti rhudaysparshi gosht

Mi tumhala kahi
Sangaychey…

Ti rhudaysparshi gosht,

Te premache 3 shabda…

“Mera Bharat Mahan!”

Adhinachi nawi

Adhinachi nawi
Soneri pahat
Navya sapnachi
Navyi laat
Navya arambh
Navya biswas
Deepavalichi heech par
Kharikhuri shuruwat

Lagnachya adhi

Lagnachya adhi…

To: Shevti to divas aala..
Ti: Tu mala sodun tar janar nahis na?
To: Mulich nahi, asa vichar dekhil karu nakos!
Ti: Maze chumban gheshil?
To: Ho..!!
Ti: Tuzya ayushyat dusri koni nahi na?
To: Shakkyach nahi!
Ti: Tuze mazyavar prem aahe?
To: Ho priye…!
Ti: Oh mazya prema!